Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My ass is underappreciated
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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