Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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