More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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