idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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