i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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