Nicole vs. Life
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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