I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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