What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize