Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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