Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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