I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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