Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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