SEEEEXXX PLEASE
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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