I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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