Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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