I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Less talking, more tequila
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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