I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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