we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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