She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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