Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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