I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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