the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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