why didn't you poke me back
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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