The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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