she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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