So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize