Where is the hickey?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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