porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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