I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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