I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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