Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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