i don't like sucking hair
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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