It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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