I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
As shirtless as possible
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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