So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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