what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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