She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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