I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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