try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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