there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
