How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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