Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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