Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
