sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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