I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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