he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
wow bdsm is so cute
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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