Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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