Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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