Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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