I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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