It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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