Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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