Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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