do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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