I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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