They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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