Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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