Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
